TRACK LIST: 01 : Foamy Humming 02 : The Foamy Cult Song 03 : I'm The Lord and Master 04 : Squirrelly Wrath 05 : So I'm a Squirrel 06 : Go Boom! 07 : Get Out More Often 08 : Am I Breakin' (Your Concentration) 09 : Neurotically Yours Theme (Electric) 10 : A Pilz-E Song (Short) 11 : A Pilz-E Song 12 : Instrumental 13 : Giant Cocks Exploding In My Face 14 : Poetic Whore (The Germaine Song) 15 : I'm a Freak 16 : The Germaine Song 17 : All I Wanted Was a Twin-Kee 18 : Just Go To Hell 19 : Shockey Monkey AAAaaaaahhh 20 : I Want My Prescription Filled 21 : I Hate You 22 : Not Near My Ice Cubes 23 : Creamy Cheese Gummie Bear Song 24 : Don't You Know Anything 25 : Talkin' Squirrelly Wrath 26 : I'll Say It Again 27 : Here's a Story 28 : The Fat Song 29 : You're a Fat Bastard 30 : The Candy Song 31 : Cooking People Song 32 : Sad State of Affairs 33 : Shit Out of Luck 34 : Ban All Religions 35 : Smurfs 36 : Shut Up 37 : The Lost Song 38 : Walkin' Down The Street 39 : Greatest Squirrel of All 40 : Those Who Don't Like Me 41 : Verbal Poison 42 : Dear Song Boy 43 : This Guy's a Stalker 44 : That's The Inconvenient Truth 45 : Web Wasters 46 : I Am Foamy 47 : Rule The World 48 : Squirrelly Wrath, Wrath, Wrath 49 : I'm Loving The War 50 : We Hate You 51 : Squirrelly Whup-Ass 52 : Neurotically Yours Theme NOTES: : Foamy Humming : ** Notes : This was recorded as an improv type thing. It kinda just stuck in my head afterwards and has a nifty charm about it. So here it is. : The Foamy Cult Song : This is the Foamy Cult Song / If you like it well, donate some alms. If you don't well whose fault is that? / It's not my problem if you're a bastard of fat. / So this is the Foamy Cult Song / A giant mass of 10 million strong / and if you have a problem with that / We'll just have to unleash our squirrelly wrath / On your ass. / And you wouldn't want that. **Notes : Every good cult has it's own song... and this is that song... for members of The Foamy Cult. : I'm The Lord & Master : I'm the Lord & Master / You all are bastards / Worship me, or I'll stab your eyes 'til they bleed. / I'm the Lord & Master / That's me you son of a bitch. **Notes : When this was released, I actually got some flack from some religious nuts claiming Foamy wasn't Lord & Master and that their god was. Yep, people take things way too seriously when it comes to religion. Foamy is still Lord & Master though... so I showed them. Ha! : Sqiuirrelly Wrath : I will kill you all / Nothing you can do about it / I will kill you all / Nothing you can do about it / Squirrelly Wrath / Squirrelly Wrath / Squirrelly Wrath / You're all gonna die / You're all gonna die / Squirrelly Wrath / Squirrelly Wrath. **Notes : If you need notes on this, you shouldn't have bought this record. : So I'm a Squirrel : And so I'm a squirrel / And you're not / How pathetic you are / So I'm a squirrel / And you're not / You're just human / How pathetic you are / You don't have a fluffy tail / You don't have Squirrelly Wrath / You just build to destroy / While I collect some nuts / And you all suck. **Notes : Some social commentary about how humans suck and blow up crap while squirrels just run around and collect nuts. Life is easy when all you need is nuts. Unless you count the great acorn famine of 2008. Rough times for squirrels. Rough times. : Go Boom : So go ahead / Pull the trigger / 'Cause you know you want to / You know you want to / Pull the trigger / So your head can go boom / Go Boom / Boom boom boom boom / With you're head on the wall / And your brains on the floor / When your head goes boom / Go Boom / So just pull the trigger / No one would figure / That suicide was for you / So go boom / Boom boom boom / BOOM! / eh? / Wuss!. **Notes : Probably the first cartoon I did that became a “viral video” (I hate that term) was “Almost Serious Suicide” where Foamy taunts Germaine into committing suicide by singing this song while she pointed a gun to her head. In retrospect, the animation was kinda crappy, but it still irks people that a cartoon squirrel encourages a human to kill themselves in song. Hey! Somebody had to do it. Some folks have no sense of humor. : Get Out More Often : Everything would be fine / If I had more friends / Everything would be fine / If I got out more often / This is what you say, this is what you think / Well I don't think you think at all / Just let it be, wallow in my misery / 'Cause you don't know me at all / There is something wrong with this world / You're part of the problem or haven't you heard / Outdoors are so dated, friends are overrated / You can keep that to yourself / Until I lose my health / I would drive away / And live in the mountains / I would like peace of mind / And I think I found it / It's not the things you see / It's not the things you need / I don't need a thing at all / Just a little space / You people are a waste / You know who you are **Notes : This was originally on the Foamy The Squirrel “Sessions at East 27th ” album I released as a download only awhile back. The whole concept was based on Foamy doing a radio show with an old wacky DJ. Kind of like back in the day when musicians would actually do live performances on radio. The album went into some detail on what Germaine was up to during her “dark years”. So there's some info there if folks are interested. The songs were more “serious” in content, but all fit together well with the story. : Am I Breakin' Your Concentration : Am I breakin' / Your Concentration / Various noises / Am I breakin' / Your Concentration / Various noises / Mimicking guitar sounds / Am I breakin' / Your Concentration / Various noises / Oh yeah! / Mimicking guitar sounds. **Notes : Another ad-lib song I did off the cuff. It was kinda funny so I worked it into the cartoon “Meditational Melee”. The first season of Neurotically Yours saw a lot of Foamy irritating Germaine in song. : Neurotically Yours Theme (Electric) : **Notes : My second hobby is making music. I recorded like, 8 albums and 4 EPs under the “Jonathan Ian” name. A lot of lo-fi acoustic music mostly with lamenting lyrics and such, but every so often I would come up with a decent instrumental. One of which was the Neurotically Yours Theme. This is just the electric guitar version of it. : A Pilz-E Song (Short) : Do, do, do, de, do / I was singing a song / And then it went all wrong / 'Cause no one joined in the chorus / And it bores us / So I'm gonna move along / And I can't find my pills / The one's that give me thrills / And when I don't have them / I get the chills. **Notes : This was kind of a lame attempt at doing a Pilz-E Squirrel Song. I never used it in a cartoon because it wasn't very good in my opinion. It did however give me a chance to goof off a bit which eventually led to the other Squirrel Songs I did. So it wasn't a total waste. : A Pilz-E Song : Oh Jeez, I got a guitar / It's like got strings / It's not like a car / I wonder if I could hock it and buy some pills / 'Cause I really need my thrills / I want to see / Colorful hallucinations / I want to see / The world in rotation / I want to see spots in my head / Look at the colors man / The drugs are making me play bad / So I don't know what strings to hit / So I'm gonna hit them randomly / and... (inaudible gibberish) / (more gibberish) / And it's pills / I'm strung out on my pills / (random goofiness while hitting random strings) / *cough* / The end! **Notes : This was a second attempt at a Pilz-E song... which frankly, I don't know what the fuck I was saying in the later parts of the song. It's like... gibberish. I don't take drugs, but if I did, it would probably sound like this... but worse. : Instrumental : **Notes : This came about during one of my sessions for making background music for the cartoons. It was way to long to be used as a loop sample, and too disjointed to be used as a theme, but it has some weird quality to it. : Giant Cocks Exploding In My Face : Giant cocks exploding in my face / (laughter) / Giant cocks / Giant cocks / Giant cocks / Giant cocks / Exploding, exploding / (odd lip sounds) / Yeah man! / I love exploding cocks / I love exploding cocks / Weeeeeeee / Exploding cocks rule! / Giant cocks exploding in my face / Yeah! / Yeah! / (Guitar Sound) / Yeah! **Notes : Yeah, I know... “What the fuck is this?” Well, actually the words for this was taken from a “Drugs In Your Head II” script that I wrote out awhile ago where Germaine interrupts Foamy's rant about male enhancement pills once he uses the work “cock”. In the script she's a bit drunk from a beer and just starts acting stupid once the word “cock” is uttered, making all sorts of loud obnoxious “cock” related statements. Which just gets Foamy all pissed off. The later part of the audio recorded kinda got fucked up from a bad mic connection, so what was left was worked into this song. I was actually going to use it in a cartoon where Germaine decides to write a punk song after claiming “punk music is easy to make, all you need to do is be somewhat shocking”. That didn't pan out so well either, so all that's left is this weird ass song. Which will never be heard on your local radio station. Ever. In a million years. Enjoy! (Don't take it serious folks) : Poetic Whore (The Germaine Song) : Well, She used to write poetry but nobody cared / Now she gets attention getting cum in her hair / She sucks on your balls for 2.95 / For 3 dollars more you can cum inside / She's a cheap, dumb slut who gave up on dreams / And it's hard to follow through when you're swallowing cream / A publishing deal was all she wanted in hand / But that fell through so she gets fucked in a gang-bang / This is a Germaine Song / She's just a poetic whore / This is a Germaine Song / 12 guys fuck her trading dreams for some cash / She takes two in the mouth and one up the ass / She couldn't quite make it in the poetry biz / So she gave up on life and started sucking down jizz / Others like her have done the same thing / They just gave up, they just gave in / So don't feel sorry for her poor choice of path / She gets paid real well when it's shoved in her ass / This is a Germaine Song / She's just a poetic whore / This is a Germaine Song / She's just a poetic whore. **Notes : This track was also on the “Sessions At East 27th” album. There's a whole part of the Germaine character I never really got a chance to build upon because of fickle viewers n' such. The whole concept of her as a woman struggling to get her poetry published in a male dominated society was lost on people. Most related to the struggle of trying to do something with one's art, but they didn't really want to deal with the reality of how far one would go to keep their dreams alive. In Germaine's case it was a matter of earning enough money to give her the financial leeway to pursue her poetry. And that meant at any cost, even selling herself off for money. Foamy covers a bit of this on the album and eludes to her state of mind after she receives her 360th rejection letter. I eventually decided to skip that whole part of her character because most folks don't want to hear about their beloved Germaine making pornos to drum up some cash for life's basic necessities. Future episodes will elude to her dark past but without being too explicit. Anyway, this song was done as a musical rant for Foamy to vent on Germaine's idiocy. (A pretty good follow up to the “Exploding Cock” song too.) : I'm a Freak : Why do you hate me so? / Why do you hate me so? / Why do you hate me so? / Why do you hate me so? / Why do you hate me so? / For all the wars fought / For all the years past / What has it accomplished? / For the glory of gods who may not exist / For the lords of the land covered in blood / May they be buried deep in the ground that they've stained / The bodies that have been piled upon others now rest / Technology grows and nature recede / But there will one day be balance / For all that we've done / For all that we've seen / Religious ideas and the mindless deceased / For what idea is this worth? / For what land is so valuable? / The pile of dead will ever increase / And no one sees / That the land that we kill for / Will one day kill us all / And it will be our fault / Evolution has passed us / Due to our own devices / I'm a freak / I'm a freak / I'm a freak. **Notes : This was an experiment of sorts. I used an unreleased Open Mic Night poetry reading along with some other samples of Germaine's vocals and put together this weird thing. No point to it really. : The Germaine Song : Don't you hate when Germaine opens her mouth / I can't stand to hear what she's talking about / With her stupid goth poetry and dumb purple hair / I know everyone of you just don't care / So let's ban everyone with this purple hair / If you care / Yeeeaaahh. **Notes : This song was going to be used in an episode where Foamy gets all pissed off at Germaine and does a series of songs about how much she sucks. Obviously I never got around to it, or it would have been on a DVD or something. : All I Wanted Was a Twin-Kee : All I wanted was a Twin-Kee / But you did not get it for me / I do not understand why you suck so much / When all I want was a Twin-Kee. **Notes : Just one of those random mini-songs I sometimes put at the end of episodes. : Just Go To Hell : My name is Foamy and I have a complaint / I'm dealing with people that haven't a brain / From pill- popping pals / To purple haired freaks / I'm sick of seeing them all / Week after week / So just go to hell / So just go to hell / Just go to hell. **Notes : Pretty obvious. : Shockey Monkey Aaaaaaahhhh : Shockey monkey Aaaaaaahhhh! / Shockey monkey Aaaaaaahhhh! / I totally hate dirty monkeys. **Notes : Silliness. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. : I Want My Prescription Filled : Oh, there was a time / When I had some pills / I would get high / Until my prescriptions couldn't be filled / So they took it away / And I have no pills this day / And I'm / Living / In reality / It's fucking scary when you think about it / People walk around and they just keep shoutin' / I want my pills so I can't hear them / I don't care if I pay attention to them / I just want my prescription filled / I don't care if it's covered by my health care bill / I just want to get away from this reality with my pills / Because people / Scare me / In my head / Oh god no. **Notes : One of my favorite Pilz-E songs aside from “Not Near My Ice Cubes”. This worked out better than I thought it would. It was one of those songs I did on a whim. : I Hate You : Oh Jeez / I hate you / I hate you / I hate you 'cause you got more pills than I do / I hate you / I hate you / I hate you 'cause you got more pills than I do / What the fuck is wrong with our health care system? / Can't you fuckin' see I need my prescription? / 'Cause I hate you / I hate you / I hate you 'cause you got more pills than I do / I hate you / I hate you / I hate you 'cause you got more pills than I do / Motherfucker / Motherfucker / Motherfucker / Motherfucker / Gimmie an Ad-ville : Not Near My Ice Cubes : Oh, Jeez / I think I saw Elvis / Oh, Jeez / I think it was a side effect / Of my ma* ... medication / And it wasn't on the back of the bottle of the pills / So I'm seeing Elvis in my refrigerator / It's freaking me out so I say, YO! Later / I don't want to see dead stars in my Gel-O / Not near my ice cubes / Not near my ice cubes please / I put those in my drink / Not near my ice cubes please / I put those in my drinks / At least I think I do / Hi! **Notes : This one and “I Hate You” were done very spontaneously with a ukulele. I didn't have access to a guitar and it was the only instrument around at the time, which is why the music sounds a bit thin. It was one of those things where if I didn't record it right then and there, it would never have been done. It was a nifty 10 minutes of creativity. : Cream Cheese Gummie Bear Song : Cream cream creamy cheese gummie bear in my head / If you touch it I will kill you and you would be dead / Then I will bring you gummie bears on your tombstone / Even if you don't want them / 'Cause they're green / Creamy creamy cheese gummie bear stuck in my brain / But it tastes so good / Lobes of creamy cheese oozing out my spine / Oh! / Spine cheese / Spine cheese / I'm ok. **Notes : I don't care what anyone says... cream cheese rules! : Talkin' Squirrelly Wrath : I know it's hard even though I'm a squirrel / My brilliant mind can solve the problems of worlds / You don't hear me now / So what can I do? / You're all gonna die when we all come for you / I'm talkin' squirrelly wrath and it's way over due / Hmmmm, hmmmm, mmmmm. ** Notes : Not mush to say on this one. It's more squirrelly wrath! : I'll Say It Again : I've said it before / You're all dumb as a door nail / You never see / So I'll have to repeat / You're all dumb as a door nail / I'll say it again / You're all stupid / I'll say it again / You're all fucking dumb / I'll say it again / How could you be so fucking stupid / I'll say it again / You fat bastard / I'll say it again / Don't you know anything / I'll say it again / Go fuck yourself when the credits come on / I'll say it again / Go straight to hell / I'll say it again / You're all a bunch of assholes / I'll say it again / You all fucking suck / I'll say it again / Yeah, I'm repeating myself / I'll say it again / Why don't you just go kill yourself / I'll say it again / I'll say it again / You all need to die in your sleep / I'll say it again / You all need to be hit by a car / I'll say it again / Can you stop being stupid for 5 minutes / I'll say it again / No I wont. **Notes : This was another improv type thing that I put together. Based on one of those days where everybody just fucking sucked ass! I hate ass sucking days of stupidity. : Here's A Story : Here's a story about a man / Walking across the street / Didn't quite make it / He got halfway there though / So I guess he deserves some credit / But he stopped to tie his shoe / In the middle of the freeway / And needless to say / That didn't work out so well / 'Cause they're still scraping him up / But nobody ever found that fable shoe / That was untied / That he just had to tie / Maybe it was an O.C.D. / Nobody really knows / Was he insane? / Was he suicidal? / Maybe. ** Notes : Another song that was used in the “Sessions at East 27th” CD. Kind of a goofy thing about a guy stopping in the middle of the street to tie his shoe. Dumbass! : The Fat Song : Heeyyyyyyy! / I just wrote a song / About something that's wrong / And it starts with your ass / 'Cause it's blowing up fast / Weeeelllllll / I'm surprise you can fit into this room / With your giant fat ass and your bra-less boobs / It's such a sad site to see that face / When your giant fat ass is engulfing the place / Soooooo / It's time you took that twin-kee out of your lips / It's gone to your thighs and straight to your hips / Stop eating now before it's too late / Just have a salad and a couple of grapes / You fat bastard / Stop eating. **Notes : A Foamy song about Germaine's giant ass was in order eventually. : You're a Fat Bastard : When you eat your whole lunch and then eat mine / You're a fat bastard / When you eat six burgers in world record time / You're a fat bastard / When you have a whole meal as a stain on your shirt / And you wash down your food with a seventh dessert / You are a fat bastard / And i don't mind at all / If 4xl to you is small / You can eat what you want and do what you please / Just don't touch my cream cheese / When you order take-out delivery from your own kitchen / You're a fat bastard / When you get a midnight craving for chicken skins / You're a fat bastard / When you're idea of a bite is more than half / And you have to get zoning permits just for your ass / You are a fat bastard / You are a fat bastard. ** Notes : This was a bit too long to fit into a squirrel song episode, so it got cut. Sadness. I liked this one a lot because it was more like a proper song rather than a 30 second type musical bit. An anthem for the fat bastard in all of us. : The Candy Song : Oooooo / Oooooo / This is the season to destroy lost souls / Unless you get candy from those you know / I want peanuts and chocolate and cream creamy cheese / If i don't get it, i'm gonna be peeved / Give me the treats i so deserve / This trick or treat may seem absurd / But the candy is handy when you want yourself a treat / Give me some candy or it's your soul that i eat / You think this is gross / Out you haven't seen anything / I'll eat all your babies and spit them up again / All i want is some candy a thing tasty and sweet / Give me some candy or it's your soul that i eat / Mmmmmmm candy / Mmmmmmmm mine / Mmmmmmmm candy / Mmmmmmmm its all mine. ** Notes : This was released for a brief period of time during Halloween on illwillpress.com. I think I posted it for like, 3 days or something. It was sort of a treat for those who actually went to site regularly. Who doesn't like a song about candy? : Cooking People Song : Sizzling people on the beach / Just out of reach / from your Kosher section in the deli / Seared human flesh tastes the best / With a side of mustard. ** Notes : This one I added to the end of the episode “People Bacon”. That's all. : Sad State Of Affairs : Another Foamy Cult song / And you got it all wrong / I don't want world domination / I'm just a squirrel is all / And I'm pointing out flaws / Society is a state of damnation / And the criminals walk / As the idiots talk / Can't we all just burn them off the world / Sad state of affairs / When nobody cares / So sad to come from a squirrel / How could you be so stupid / Do you really think you know it all? / I don't think so. **Notes : Another tune against society and it's stupidity. One of my main goals with the Foamy cartoons was to point out idiocy amongst the masses and have those people correct their behaviors. Doesn't seem to work so well though... 'cause there's still a lot of stupid people out there. : Shit Out Of Luck : I am Foamy / I am Foamy / I don't like people who don't like me / I am Foamy / I am Foamy / Why wont you all shut up / You can't agree on simple stuff / I'm startin' to believe the human race is fucked / I think we're all / Shit out of luck / But I am Foamy / I am Foamy / You can trust in the Foamy / Yes it's true / I am Foamy / I am Foamy / (Various noises) / I am Foamy / I am Foamy / Foamy /Foamy /Foamy / That's good, stop the guitar while I'm singing / Lovely. ** Notes : This one I never felt was as strong as the other Foamy songs I've written, so it was never released in a proper Foamy “Squirrel Songs” episode. So sad. : Ban All Religion : Ban all religions because they are warping your mind / Ban / I will kill many men because god told me so / After I talk to my dog / And the ice cream melted in my hand and said / Kill everyone / Ban all religions because they are warping your mind / Ban. ** Notes : I'm not a big fan of organized religion. I'm not against it or anything, I just think it's gotten really corrupt over the thousands of years it's been around. All religions, no matter what one tells you, has been twisted down the ages by various individuals in power. I think some religions tend to warp the mind and manipulate believers and so forth, but inherently have good values, or moral codes. Essentially put together by those in power to keep people from acting like animals. People should take what the can from each religion and leave the rest of that “Kill your neighbor” bullshit at the front door. : Smurfs : I hate Smurfs / 'Cause they're fuckin' blue / I want Gargamel to crush them with his boot / I want Azrael to rip them apart / I want Papa Smurf to shut the fuck up / I hate the Smurfs / I hate the Smurfs / They're fucking blue like a fucking puffy vein / They're little puffy blue veins with fucking hats and I don't like that / Kill the Smurfs / Oh damn it / They're blue. ** Notes : I know they've been around forever and everyone seems to like the Smurfs, but seriously. Enough. The only good smurf was the grouchy one who hated everything. : Shut Up : I am Foamy / Can't you see? / There's no one better than me / Yes it's true / I hate you / Everyone of you / You're a putz / And a schmuch / And I wish you would shut up / But it seems / Very unlikely / But I still am Foamy / Foamy The Squirrel / You can go to hell. ** Notes : Another one of those “Foamy is great” songs that never got put into a proper “Squirrel Songs” episode. This one was based on an older song that I had in my vault of tunes, but of course I changed the lyrics around. : The Lost Song : Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / Hey, do you know where you're goin'? / I don't have a clue / I don't think I've seen this block before have you? / I don't know what block we're on / I don't even know what state we're in / I wish we bought a GPS / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / I think we're lost / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / Yeah, we're lost / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / I'm not asking for directions, 'cause I'm a guy / And I don't want to ask for directions / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / Yeah, we're lost / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / Really fuckin' lost man / That's on the other side of the state lines / You don't belong here / That's seven hundred miles in the opposite direction / You got's to go back / Do, Do, Do, Do, Do / We're really fuckin' lost ** Notes : A song about being lost on the road... really fucking lost. : Walkin' Down The Street : I was walkin' / Down the street / When I saw Satan at my feet / And I said, “Hi” / He said. “Hey, what's up / Whatcha doin' walkin' the streets / Wouldn't you like something to eat? / Like some gold? / For your soul?” / And I said, “No!” / Because squirrels don't have souls / We just end up purgatory / According to the bible / But I think that's a bunch of hooey / So I just kept on walkin' / And he kept talkin' to me. ** Notes : This was another one of those ad-lib things I did when I was recording vocals for a few episodes. It doesn't really have any purpose for the cartoons though. It's just another mini-song that never fit in anywhere. : Greatest Squirrel Of All : You may see other squirrels / I am the greatest squirrel of all / They all clutter up your tv / I am the greatest squirrel of all / Believe in the words of the Foamy / I am the greatest squirrel of all / Burn away all other squirrels / I am the greatest squirrel of all / They're 12 steps lower than I'll ever be / What makes them worth the paces / They can try / To be better than me / Good luck / They'll need it now / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / Mmm / I am Foamy. ** Notes : I wrote this one day in response to all these other fucking squirrels that were popping up in the mainstream at the time. Ya started seeing them in commercials, television shows, stupid web videos and so on. It died down a bit, but damn it! It pissed me off at the time. : Those Who Don't Like Me : Here's a message for those who don't like me / You can all, just bite me / I don't care what you say or think / You walk around like your shit don't stink / I am Foamy / Obey / I am Foamy / You must obey. ** Notes : For those who kept up with all things Foamy over the years, you'll remember a big anti- Foamy movement on certain animation websites. It seems there was a lot of folks who lost their brain- cells along the way and thought I was some large corporation muscling in on indie turf or some shit. Of course no one decided to do any research on me and actually figure out that I was one guy running the whole iLL WiLL PrEss thing. So in people's infinite ignorance, they just kept shuffling along saying how much I sucked. As the Foamy fan base grew bigger, so did their resentment. Seems to happen to everyone who has any sort of success. I say, fuck 'em. That's kinda what the song was about. If there's anything I learned while working on Foamy its; 1 : People resent success, 2 : People are ignorant, 3 : People are irrational idiots who can't admit when they're wrong. If you do something creative, ignore the negative shit people throw at you. It's not worth the time addressing it. : Verbal Poison : If you're gonna go, then why don't you leave / If you're gonna speak, then say what you mean / This is all verbal poison, so try not to breathe / No one really needs to see you here / Everyone says you're out of your brain / Everyone has heard the complaints / I'm at the point of loosing restraint / On the verge of being a reprobate / You think it's bad, it's as worse as it gets / You have no future, but future regrets / When you're old enough to start to lament / You'll see no one really wants you here ** Notes : Another “Jonathan Ian” song that ended up being manipulated into a Foamy song. It was kind of a “shut the fuck up, and get to the point, 'cause you're driving me fucking nuts” type song. : Dear Song Boy : Dear song boy / I am singing right now / But you don't know it / Because I'm typing in a computer / I'm answering your email / It's just some text / But you don't know the rest / 'Cause I'm singing / How do you like that ? / Signed; “Your Lord & Master” / Foamy / P.S. Thank you for watching. ** Notes : Foamy's response to a foamy fan mail requesting more singing. Don't say I never did anything for you! : This Guy's a Stalker : He sits in his car accross from your house / He makes sure that you're home and didn't go out / He can see you in a crowd when you're hangin' with friends / He'll call you 12 times, to see where you've been / This guy's a stalker... / He waits in the lot, 'till your work shift ends / He puts flowers and cards on your windshield again / He'll follow you home in his rusty old wreck / Making sure you don't speak to the opposite sex / He wants to get married on the first date / He'll call it love but it's more likely rape / So you'll have to break up and change all your names / But he'll track you down, time and again / This guy's a stalker / It's getting real awkward / This guy's a stalker / He'll start sending you mix-tapes / Begging you for one more date / And he'll act all sad, and pretend he's depressed / It's just another trick it's you he wants to possess / He'll tell you more lies just to look in you eyes / What the fuck is wrong with this guy / This guy's a stalker / It's so much like torture / This guy's a stalker / He says he'll kill himself if he can not see you / You think to yourself if only that's true / He'll spend all his money on a gift giving stint / This fucking guy, can't take a hint / This guy's a stalker / A loveless misfortune / This guy's a stalker / It's time for a restraining order / This guy's a stalker ** Notes : This was another Squirrel Song that was way too long to animate. The original idea I had was to have all sorts of snippets of the pizza guy stalking Germaine in a music video type thing. It never panned out because I never had the time to work on it. Oh well. : That's The Inconvenient Truth : Is it just me or do you believe in global warming / 'Cause what i think, it's a load of shit / I hate Al Gore, I think he's full of shit / Yeah, you heard me. / There's no such thing scientifically proven / About global warming / I don't care if he made a film / I don't care if you sat through the whole thing / I think it's a load of crap / Ask any scientist, they'll agree with that / Ask any scientist, they'll agree with that / There's no such thing as global warming / Well, it's suspected that the earth goes through changes / Kinda like a woman in menopause with hot flashes / Maybe that's what the earth has now is mild hot flashes / Earth has a hot flash / Earth has a hot flash / Al Gore is full of crap / That's the inconvenient truth / That's the inconvenient truth / That Al Gore is full of crap / That's the inconvenient truth / Al Gore is full of crap / That's the inconvenient truth / Al Gore is full of crap / That's the inconvenient truth / There's no such thing as global warming / That's the inconvenient truth / That's the inconvenient truth. ** Notes : I'll be the first to say we should do something to “help the planet”, but having someone like Al Gore spew a bunch of propaganda about how the world is dying and we're all going to be destroyed isn't the way to go. Here's why. Al Gore's “Save The Planet” concert that he put on left more of a “carbon footprint” than just about any human gathering, ever. Thanks Al. Also, his “film”, is so littered with false information that it makes me want to puke. Check the web and you'll find tons of flaws in Gore's statistics and data. Be wary of folks claiming they want to “save” something. Be it your soul, the planet, or a species of endangered marshmallow... always question everything. Always. Obviously, that's what this song was about. : Web Wasters : Browse the web and waste your time / Myspace will waste your life / You tube, well it's so nice / I've seen this a million times / Viral videos you show to me / More pics i don't want to see / A blog post, well it's about me / Well, big fucking deal / I don't want to waste my time / And see someone else's crap / I don't think this is really wise / So i'll write a rant about that / It's something i've come to despise / Very few would argue with that / The web has become a waste of time / Try to contradict me on that / A porn site with munchkin men / You forward it to me time and again / A money transfer from an off- shore account / Well, what the hell's this all about / I'm tired of blogs and the self-righteous fads / 100 more friends, thanks for the ad / You're not that important so don't get so mad / I didn't mean to make you sad / I don't mean to burst your bubble / But blogging is not a real job / You're just a pawn of the man / That's where the revenue comes / Forward your site to a friend / So they can click on the ads / You're just a pawn of the man / So just keep clicking on ads / So just keep clicking on ads / So just keep clicking on ads ** Notes : This whole song was about how everyone is seeking their 15 minutes of fame through some dumb-ass viral video. Not many folks realize this, but all the work you put into a movie is wasted, 'cause; 1 : You don't make any money 2 : The company hosting it is making tons of ad revenue from your work. 3 : You are now essentially an unpaid pawn of the man. If you're going to post videos, do it on a site that gives you money for it. Some will split ad revenue. : I Am Foamy : I am Foamy The Squirrel of course / I am Lord & Master, but you heard it all before / I could rule with squirrelly force / But I want you morons all to get off of my world / Leave. ** Notes : This wasn't really an “A-side” Foamy song for me so it was never released in an episode. It was just one of those throw-off tracks about removing morons from the planet. : Rule The World : All over the world / I am seen / As the perfect squirrel / Can't you see? / What I see / You're blinded with stupidity / Yes it's true / I can see right through you / What to do / It ends soon / So look to yourself for the truth / And know I will one day rule the world / And know I will one day rule the world. ** Notes : Another fav of mine. No real notes on this though. Just kinda like it is all. : Squirrelly Wrath, Wrath, Wrath : You were all warned / Of the Squirrelly Wrath / You didn't listen / Now it's time to get back / I'm gonna blow you all up / And I'm getting very mad / Squirrelly Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Wrath, Squirrelly Wrath, ** Notes : This was not easy to do in one take for some reason. Saying “wrath” over and over and over kinda fucked me up. It got done though. : I'm Loving The War : I'm lovin' the war / Anything that kills off people I'm for / Be it disease or another world war / I'm lovin' the war / I'm lovin' the war / Because I want my land back / I'm lovin' the war / I need less people for that / I'm lovin' the war / So go blow up yourselves / I'm loving the war / I want my damn land back you fucking bastards / Get out! ** Notes : This was another song people took out of context. Right before the song starts Foamy clearly states “I wrote a war song, based on the view point of the squirrel”. Of course people being the morons that they are, I got all sorts of hate-mail about how I'm a war monger and how death is bad. Another example of human idiocy. Seriously, I could write a book on all the idiotic encounters I've had with people misinterpreting stuff. It's a cartoon folks. Let's not take it so seriously. : We Hate You : Everyone hates you here / No one likes you, my dear / You fawned over yourself / As if you knew despair / I'm opening old wounds and pouring salt in there / Cryptic hidden messages for someone over there / We hate you / We hate you / We hate you / Mmmm mmmmm / Drop dead. ** Notes : This was a nifty kiss-off revenge type song made and animated for one person in particular. Hopefully they heard it and decided to commit suicide which is the only real answer for an individual who, like the person in question, is nothing more than an average schmuck with an over-inflated sense of self. I'm just sayin'. : Squirrelly Whup-Ass : I am Foamy / You don't know me / But you'll obey / I do not trust you / I don't believe a word you say / How could you say you're right / When you live a life so wrong / You contradict yourself / So I'll write another squirrel song again / You are so ugly / So butt-ugly / Why wont you die? / I would like to stab you / In the eye with a really hot french fry / You never shut up / What the fuck's up / With your chosen path / You're so stupid I have to open up a can of squirrelly whup-ass / Open up a can of squirrelly whup-ass / Open up a can of squirrelly whup-ass. ** Notes : A classic man! A classic. Request it on your local radio station 24/7. And I'm sure they'll play it right after “Giant Cocks Exploding In My Face”... yeah. That should work. : Neurotically Yours Theme : ** Notes : This was never in an actual episode, just used as the end credits for the DVDs that were released. One of the few pieces of music I came up with that worked out exactly the way I wanted it to. Copyright : Jonathan Ian Mathers 2000 - 2009. All rights reserved damn it!