Get Your Own Nifty Cult Card
FREE By Mailing A Self
Addressed Stamp Envelope
(S.A.S.E.) To:

FOAMY'S CARD CULT
P.O. BOX 733
Woodbury, CT. 06798

**** INTERNATIONAL CULT MEMBERS,****
JUST ADD A USABLE NON-U.S. STAMP IN YOUR ENVELOPE AND POSTAGE WILL BE TAKEN CARE OF (Do Not Stick It On The Envelope)
FOAMY'S CARD CULT!!!!
Foamy Is Collecting His Minions & You Can Help Assimilate The Masses!
INSTRUCTIONS:
1: Once you have your Cult Card, write your name, swear-word, location, catch phrase, insult, or whatever you want on the back. USE ONLY ONE LINE!
2: After doing that pass the card to a friend or foe and say the sacred word.... "FOAMY". Hand them the card and let them discover The Cult Of Foamy.
3: If you are the proud holder of a completed card, send that card back with a S.A.S.E. To:
Foamy's Card Cult, PO BOX 733. , Woodbury, CT. 06798
You will then be given an OFFICIAL MEMBER FCC CARD & a NEW CARD so that your missionary work may continue, spreading the sacred word of FOAMY!
WHAT'S THE POINT?
Meet people, scare strangers, warp the masses... 'cause you know you wanna.
CURSE:
DO NOT BREAK THE CYCLE OF FOAMY! FOAMY'S WILL IS LAW, TO BREAK THIS LAW BRINGS SQUIRRELY WRATH UPON ALL YOUR REMAINING DAYS! (YOU WERE WARNED)